Posted by: loyster on: April 11, 2010
… zombie- and post-apocalyptic movies teach you? That survival of the fittest wins the day, right?? Unfortch, it doesn’t always work that way. Take Zombieland for instance. Macho guy and nerdo teams up and while mismatched, actually have a go at surviving. Then hormones for El Nerdo takes over and he lets a couple of hot ladies walk all over him, almost getting himself killed in the process. (Ok fine, 1.5 girls – cause is Abigail Breslin even legal yet?)
Talked to SmartDode about it and complained that guys are so gullible. Even when their world is about to come crashing down and they are fighting to save their own asses, they let themselves be fooled by tears and a pretty face. And all he could say was: But she’s hot! I would have done the same!!
Get my point??
Anyhoo, take Megan Fox, for example. Hot, right? Sure if such a specimen were to come onto you, you would definitely thank your lucky stars for sending you such a delectable dish.
But, if by helping her, you run the risk of dying or getting bitten and eaten up by a zombie, thereby ending up as one of the undead yourself, as like this:
What would you do??!
Yeah, guys, I know there is a totally moot point. The lure of saving hot, beautiful stranger by way of risking your life thus invoking her undying gratitude where she is willing to do anything to repay you even if you are the most repulsive human being on Earth (also since other repulsive beings have since been turned into snivelling, bloody creatues) and of course by *repay* you can only mean one thing.
I rest my case :S